From the Daily Hayseed

Opinion - 9/2/08

"George Lucas had consentual sex with my Childhood."

by Mark Sweeney

I can't find peace in a series of films that are so inherently flawed and whose creator shows such an utter disregard for his fanbase, humanity, and cinema. I hope Lucas burns in the deepest, darkest circle of hell and may God not have mercy on his soul.

Fuck Jar Jar, fuck CGI, fuck kid Anakin, fuck the romance between Padme and Anakin, fuck all the inconsistencies created by the PT, fuck the Emperor, fuck Ewoks, fuck musical numbers in Star Wars, fuck the "NO" at the end of ROTS, fuck how quickly Anakin's turn happens, fuck sloppy choreographed fight scenes, fuck Lucas' dialogue, fuck insane frog Yoda, fuck midichlorians, fuck all of AOTC, fuck Jango Fett, fuck the liberal propoganda in ROTS, fuck the "high ground", fuck illogical uses of the force, fuck the all the bad acting, fuck General Grievous, fuck dying of a broken heart, fuck the soulless video game battle between the droids and gungans in TPM, fuck "softer than sand", fuck Rick Olie, fuck battle droids, fuck Mace Windu (especially his stupid purple lightsaber and lines like "this party's over"), fuck Luca$$$ one-take fuckhead, fuck all the marketing that ruined my childhood, fuck "roger, roger", fuck Dooku using lightning, fuck Maul dying in the first movie, fuck the Podrace, fuck X-Wings not being in the PT, fuck being persecuted for not liking the PT, fuck Younglings, and most of all, fuck people who like the PT!